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AN INVITATION TO GET OUT OF IRAQ
Poor George. Poor John. Hoist on their own petards.
Bush and McCain have become brothers in arms on the questions of continuing America’s occupation of Iraq, jointly sneering at Barack Obama’s... [read more]
BUSH’S OILY LIES
When it comes to energy policy, George W has oil for brains. If he could, he’d lease out the Rose Garden so Exxon Mobil could sink a well there.
Remember the... [read more]
THE IRAQ OIL RUSH
Have you noticed lately that George W’s Iraq adventure has turned out to be … well, oily?
For years, the Bush-Cheney regime decried any suggestion that their invasion had anything to... [read more]
THE “NEWS” FROM IRAQ
Ho-hum. The war. Such a bore. After six years, the media is fatigued with the story. As a CBS news producer put it: “One guy in uniform looks like any other guy in uniform.” Yeah,... [read more]
BUSH’S IRAQ OIL GRAB
Out of the question. Don’t be silly. Never was a factor.
Such are the absolutes that George W, Cheney, Rummy and other Bushites have employed whenever anyone has suggested that their... [read more]
GOOFY IN BAGHDAD
It’s now official: Goofy is in charge of the Bush regime’s Iraq occupation.
Even as violence has ramped up again in Iraq, and even as the Bushites continue to insist that... [read more]
IRAQ AUTHORITIES CRACK DOWN ON OUTLAWS
Oh, ye cynics who decry George W’s debacle in Iraq, let the news go forth that there has been a tremendous breakthrough for civil order in that war torn society. Yes, the gruesome bombings and... [read more]
BUSH'S "STRATEGIC VICTORY"
Message to George W: Contact Earth if your spaceship ever comes near our planet.
We've known for quite a while that the president is way, way, out there in his own... [read more]
BUSH FREES IRAQ TO EMBRACE IRAN
At last, the President has been greeted in Iraq by an outpouring of hugs, kisses, and rose petals – just as the Bushites predicted would happen when they invaded that country in 2003.
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The earth's core, consisting largely of iron, helps balance our spinning planet. On the other hand, the core of too many of today's prominent political leaders consists almost entirely of unintended irony, which tends to make them go all wobbly on their political stands. This might be comical were it not so destructive for our nation.




ARE WE IN IRAQ TO STAY?
Aha! Now we’re seeing the real reason that George W pushed us into his Iraq war.
For years, Bush has hopped from one rational to another, ranging from scare tactics (They’ve... [read more]