FEDEX WRITES ITS OWN TICKET

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Thu., 11/7/96 Bookmark and Share

Federal Express is the high-flying overnight mail operation that promises "absolutely, positively" that it will deliver on time.

But in Washington, it was the Congress that was "absolutely, positively" determined to... [read more]


LIES ABOUT DOWNSIZING

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Wed., 11/6/96 Bookmark and Share

The "corrections column" of a local newspaper noted that "County Commissioner Bert Greenough has 100 percent support from his family, not 10 percent as was stated in last week's article on Greenough's announcement to seek... [read more]


CLINTON'S LAWYER MONEY

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Tue., 11/5/96 Bookmark and Share

Trial lawyers are the Robin Hoods of the legal profession. As one once told me, "We take from the rich and give approximately half to the poor." And that's a lot better deal... [read more]


THE HIJACKING OF OUR DEMOCRACY

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Mon., 11/4/96 Bookmark and Share

What if they gave an election and nobody came?

Welcome to this year's yawner of a presidential race, in which ThePowersThatBe have done all they can to reduce the most important... [read more]


ALIENS VISITED COUNCILWOMAN

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Fri., 11/1/96 Bookmark and Share

Some political sagas are too bizarre for comment, and this is one of those, so I'll just pass it on to you pretty much as I got it from Sharish Date, a reporter for Associated... [read more]


HALLOWEEN

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Thu., 10/31/96 Bookmark and Share

It's Halloween. [A-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha . . . Shriek!]

Beware of the real goblins that are loose on our land todat. For example, here comes Dracula! No, that's not Dracula, ... [read more]